cumber-kitty:

dajo42:

george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears

he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT
sexlane:

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a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

"Oh for ‘Evans sake."

— James Potter being punny. The Evans in question was not amused. (via frecklesandthebespectacled)

icriedwhenjilydied:

freckle-face-forever:

If you think James and the other marauders stopped calling Lily “Evans" after she and James got married, you’re wrong.

 

acespoliticsandnerdsohmy:

guys can you imagine if james potter neville longbottomed during puberty and came back 3rd year and lily’s like no i wasn’t ready

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