george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears
he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”
— James Potter being punny. The Evans in question was not amused. (via frecklesandthebespectacled)
If you think James and the other marauders stopped calling Lily “Evans" after she and James got married, you’re wrong.
guys can you imagine if james potter neville longbottomed during puberty and came back 3rd year and lily’s like no i wasn’t ready