ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
He was an eggplant.
She was a watermelon.
They were never destined to be.
The Dark Lord of Produce had forbidden relationships between fruits and vegetables. A war was on the horizon. Fruits were considered lesser; their nutrients undesirable. It was rumoured that they had never been truly domesticated, but rather, had stolen their flavour from innocent vegetables which were now deemed “bland” and “icky.”
It was with these words that the Produce Lord spewed hatred, and the world became a very dangerous place for foodstuffs in love. Nevertheless, the pull of their affection was too strong, and James the Eggplant and Lily the Watermelon began a clandestine relationship.
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